The Perfect Way to Say “I Love You” This Valentine's Day

PSA to all lovers: Valentine’s Day is two days away. You’re forgiven if that crept up on you because stores have had their candy on display since 12:01 AM December 26th. Still, though. It’s almost here.

Hey. We’re all busy people. I get it. There’s so much going on in this workaday world and it’s hard to give everything the attention it deserves. Maybe you don’t work out as often as you want to or you order in more than you should. Maybe you haven’t quite gotten around to finishing that book you were reading. But forgetting your loved one on our second-most romantic holiday (don’t sleep on Earth Day!) is a bad look.

If you haven’t gotten your partner anything yet, you’re in luck: Your Parasocial Paramour JSG found just the thing for you. Behold:

This is the Wish You Lived Next Door mug from Uncommon Goods. It’s listed among their Valentine’s Day items and will cost you $48. A sweet sentiment for long-distance relationships, sure. Of course, if you buy this mug and give it to someone you already live with, that $48 is a small price to pay to become a legend. Especially if you happen to live next door to their parents or a frat house or something.

I’ve already ordered mine; hurry up and do the same! Time’s almost up!

Happy Valentine’s Day, everybody.

— xojsg