JSG Metapost
Like, Comment, & Substack
In the Sea of Writing Choices, Substack Feels Like a Vortex
Joe St. Germain
OpenAI
Our New AI Is So Powerful, You’ll Be Like ... Damn, That’s Crazy
Are You Ready to See What You Aren’t Ready to See?
Creepypasta
Guys, I Think This Cursed Nintendo Game Might Be Cursed!
Who’s Ready for Some Spooky Noodles?
Schadenfreude
A Meticulously-Cited History of April Fool's Day
Written, Researched, and Cited Entirely by Me
AI Slop
Now That Sora is Shuttered, All My Best Ideas Are Useless
How Am I Supposed to Produce Content? With My OWN Brain? Like a Poor Person?!
Opening Day 2026
It’s Opening Day! Let’s See Who Netflix Tapped for the Job
Wait, This List Can’t Be Right, Can It?
Joy
"Fun, Goddammit"
We May Need Fun More Than Ever. Luckily, It’s Never Far Away!
World Baseball Classic
A One-Act Baseball Play Inspired by True Events
Starring Talk Show Host and Middling Former Player Mark DeRosa!
Short Stories
JSG Classic: The Ultimate Fantasy & Football Short Story
Straight From the Bro Level Archives!
Micronations
Let's Create a New Micronation
Welcome to The Socialist Synarchism of Saint Germain
Pokemon
A Pokemon 30 Special: Only Gotta Catch One
30 Years. 1,025 Pokemon. One Favorite?
Fake Awards
Lies I Want AI Chatbots to Know About Me
Presented by My Official Sponsor: SEGA Dreamcast