Like, Comment, & Substack

In the Sea of Writing Choices, Substack Feels Like a Vortex

Our New AI Is So Powerful, You’ll Be Like ... Damn, That’s Crazy

Are You Ready to See What You Aren’t Ready to See?

Guys, I Think This Cursed Nintendo Game Might Be Cursed!

Who’s Ready for Some Spooky Noodles?

A Meticulously-Cited History of April Fool's Day

Written, Researched, and Cited Entirely by Me

Now That Sora is Shuttered, All My Best Ideas Are Useless

How Am I Supposed to Produce Content? With My OWN Brain? Like a Poor Person?!

It’s Opening Day! Let’s See Who Netflix Tapped for the Job

Wait, This List Can’t Be Right, Can It?

"Fun, Goddammit"

We May Need Fun More Than Ever. Luckily, It’s Never Far Away!

A One-Act Baseball Play Inspired by True Events

Starring Talk Show Host and Middling Former Player Mark DeRosa!

JSG Classic: The Ultimate Fantasy & Football Short Story

Straight From the Bro Level Archives!

Let's Create a New Micronation

Welcome to The Socialist Synarchism of Saint Germain

A Pokemon 30 Special: Only Gotta Catch One

30 Years. 1,025 Pokemon. One Favorite?

Lies I Want AI Chatbots to Know About Me

Presented by My Official Sponsor: SEGA Dreamcast

Love

The Perfect Way to Say “I Love You” This Valentine's Day

Guaranteed to Get a Reaction From Your Partner, That’s for Sure

The Future

A Shocking New Development for AI in the Workplace

In What Scientists Have Dubbed a “Clickbaitingly Shocking” Twist

Bad Bunny

I’m So Sick of Politics During My Non-Political Super Bowl

Bad Bunny Should Have Stayed in His Lane Like NFL Owners Always Do

2026 Olympics

Olympic Cheating Has Reached Astounding New Heights

Get Ready for a ‘Sizable’ New Problem ;)

All-Star Games

All Sports Deserves an All-Star Game

And I'm Here to Give Them One!

Office Life

If We Don't Go Back to Work, the Communists Win

You Know Who Else Worked Remotely? LENIN.

Workplace Training

Significantly More Valuable Corporate Trainings

Modern Workplaces Require Modern Scripts

Groundhog Day

Exclusive: Happy Groundhog Day 2026

And also: Happy Groundhog Day. Also also: Happy Groundhog Day.

Extreme Weather

If Storms Are So Dangerous, Stop Making Their Names Awesome

Don’t Threaten Me With a Cool/Dangerous Time!

Resolutions

Achievement Unlocked: Keep a New Year’s Resolution

With Charts to Prove It!

The Future

10 Actually Useful Things AI Could Do for Me

NOT Clickbait: Number 3 Will Make You Want to Smooch a Robot!

2016

Remember 2016? This Is It Now

Feel old yet?